Title: Five Pilots
Date: 2005
Author: Duokai
Rating: 15 (R)
Genre: Song parody, silly
Pairing: None
Spoilers: None
Comments: You need to know a traditional Swedish holiday song for this one.
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Five Pilots - A Gundam Wing Song Parody (15/R)

Sung to the tune of "Tre pepparkaksgubbar".
Dedicated to all yaoi writers and Lucia celebration participants.

Five pilots, five pilots of Gundam Wing fame
This path we have taken together hand in hand
So yaoi, so yaoi we are all five of us
Lying in bed and makin' a great fuzz

Five pilots, five pilots of Gundam Wing fame
We're going, we're going together hand in hand
But Treize and Zechs we left home at the base
They didn't want to join us in our yaoi paradise

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Anime screenshot photo credits: Cagalli Yula Athha and Athrun Zala from Mobile Suit Gundam SEED and Mobile Suit Gundam SEED Destiny © Sunrise / Bandai